Bill Gates in Heaven

God called three individuals to announce his intentions toward the human race. At the meeting were George Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates. God announced that he was putting an end to the human race in 30 days and that each was to tell there followers.

Vladimir Putin goes back to his followers and tells them,
"I have some bad news and some terrible news. The bad news is that our communist ideology was wrong. The terrible news is God is putting an end to everything in thirty days."

George Bush goes back to his followers and says,
"I have some bad news and good news. The good news is our religion is correct, there is a God. The bad news is that God is putting an end to everything in 30 days."

Bill Gates goes back to his followers and says,
"I have good news and better news. The good news is that I am one of the three most important humans on the planet according to God. The better news is we won't have to ship the next version of Windows."